Will Ferrell Explains Why He Decided To End His USC Commencement Speech With...
Last month Will Ferrell gave the 2017 commencement speech at his alma mater, the University of Southern California, where he was awarded an honorary doctorate and celebrated his great achievement by...
View ArticleTIM FLOYD MUST SET O.J. MAYO FREE
USC men's basketball coach and alleged chronic masturbator Tim Floyd said that asking O.J. Mayo to return for his sophomore season would be "irresponsible," citing that Mayo is already likely to be a...
View ArticlePETE CARROLL IS A SEX-AY, SEX-AY LADE-AY
Maybe it's the short salt-and-pepper hair. Perhaps it's the impish smile. Or it could even be the lustrous vagina. Whatever it is, when USC offensive line coach Pat Ruel looks at Pete Carroll, he knows...
View ArticleREVENGE ASSAULT COMPLETES ROAD TRIP
Last Sunday's Seattle Times had a doozy of a write-up on the terrific state of Washington State's football program. Over the last year and a half, no fewer than 25 players "have been arrested or...
View ArticleTHIS IS GONNA BE AN EPIC BOWL OF SUCK
As a native of the state of Washington, I’m pleased to announce that the Apple Cup, the annual rivalry game between the Washington and Washington State, will be nationally televised on FOX at 3 p.m....
View ArticleMarch Madness Players 2 Watch: DeMar DeRozan
Going into this year, DeMar DeRozan was supposed to be the next O.J. Mayo — not because he and the possible NBA Rookie of the Year play anything alike, but rather because DeRozan was supposed to...
View Article5 things to think about when filling out your NCAA bracket
Matty D's BFF Whether you’ve got just one empty Big Dance bracket staring back at you or five, here’s a few pointers before you put that crucial $20 on the line: 1. Be wary of the “hot” teams I know...
View ArticleThe USC Emergency
After news broke yesterday morning about Tim Floyd’s resignation at USC, our man Jason Jordan got after tracking down the members of the Trojans’ incoming basketball recruiting class to find out if...
View ArticleAnother “Low Blow” For USC’s Leonard Washington
You might remember USC’s Leonard Washington as the guy who committed one of the dirtiest plays of the year last season, running down the court and hitting Blake Griffin square in the junk. But today,...
View Article“Lane, Thank Wayne…”
Before the passing of Teddy Pendergrass and the disturbingly painful earthquake which struck Haiti, Lane Kiffin’s return to USC was to be the biggest news for awhile. At least in my world. I was under...
View ArticleMichael Cooper: “F*** UCLA”
Photo. USC As an eight-time NBA All-Defensive pick and Defensive P.O.Y. (’87) who won five ‘chips in an era where he guarded the likes of Jordan, Dumars, Iceman and Drexler on a regular basis, Michael...
View ArticleClip Of The Day: Hitler Finds Out Lane Kiffin Left Tennessee
We don’t normally post non-basketball related videos on the site, but this is kind of hilarious. No stranger to controversy, you can see Hitler‘s reaction to when Lane Kiffin left Tennessee.
View ArticlePostseason Or Not, USC’s Mike Gerrity Has The Trojans Thinking Pac-10 Title
USC's Mike Gerrity Relevance is always an issue in collegiate athletics. Coaches will change, players will cycle through programs and records will fluctuate year-to-year; the “what have you done for me...
View ArticleKiffin Has 99 Problems, Bit*h Ain’t One
Lane Kiffin must be pretty down in the dumps. After his awkward departure from Tennessee in January, the coach has had to deal with the backlash of the NCAA’s investigation of the Reggie Bush scandal,...
View ArticleWhere Are They Now: Harold Miner
Harold Miner It’s been a minute since we’ve done a Where Are They Now? feature on the site, and this one kind of just fell into our laps. In his first interview in over a decade, Harold Miner is...
View ArticleReggie Bush: Heisman No More
Back in 2005, USC’s dominance was undisputed on the field. In present day, the disappointment is the only thing that’s unquestionable. In a move that he felt was the best one, Reggie Bush has...
View ArticleXbox Kinect Hack Allows Gesture-Based Spells in World of Warcraft
As if you didn’t already look impressive enough playing World of Warcraft on your computer, the big wigs over at USC’s Institute for Creative Technologies just developed a hack, using the Xbox Kinect...
View ArticleNike Zoom Kobe VI – USC Player Exclusive
USC junior guard James Dunleavy doesn’t play much for the Trojans. In fact, he’s only appeared in five games all year. But by putting in the work day in and day out, he still gets laced. With that,...
View ArticleBlake Griffin Does His Best Mars Blackmon Impersonation
There were rumors (and photos) percolating all over the interwebs last week that Blake Griffin (not Spike Lee) was dressing up as the legendary Mars Blackmon for an upcoming photo shoot, but no one...
View ArticleNike Hyperdunk 2010 – USC Player Exclusive
If you’ve been checking the hardwood during March Madness, you’ve most likely noticed that a bunch of guys have been wearing the Nike Hyperdunk 2010. With that said, check out what Nike Basketball put...
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